If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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