Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
time to smoke my breakfast
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Randomize
