rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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