So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
