yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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