i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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