Michael Bay diarrhea
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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