Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
