what if I'm pregnant?
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If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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