she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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