I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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