We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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