dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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