Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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