also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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