that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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