ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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