Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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