Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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