I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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