Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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