Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I had to cum in my sink.
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