WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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