I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I love you.
Bad choice
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