Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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