? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
This is classic penis vs brain.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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