Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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