problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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