Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just found puke in my bra..
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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