Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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