That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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