Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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