yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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