You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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