so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
one might say we're banned from that church
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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