That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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