Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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