he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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