He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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