Whatcha textin bout Willis?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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