at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Randomize
