yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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