I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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