Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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