If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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