So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
she smelled like a LAN party
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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