4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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