god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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