we made out on top of his cat.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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