dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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