if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
