The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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