Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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