Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Someone stole a lamp last night.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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