im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
well I can't set my house on fire every night
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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