I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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