if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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